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		<title>Officer Caught Swiping Lawyers Papers On Court Camera</title>
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More proof that the constitution of the United States of America is null and void in Maricopa County, Arizona.
Court officers from the Maricopa County Sheriff&#8217;s Department are so brazen, they took papers, privileged communications, from the files of a lawyer, Joanne Cuccia in open court. In front of a camera, no less!
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<p>More proof that the constitution of the United States of America is null and void in Maricopa County, Arizona.</p>
<p>Court officers from the Maricopa County Sheriff&#8217;s Department are so brazen, they took papers, privileged communications, from the files of a lawyer, Joanne Cuccia in open court. In front of a camera, no less!</p>
<p>I am certainly no defender of criminal actions. But there are certain rules in plae to prevent a police state. These rules may at times be inconvenient, but they are necessary to protect the innocent.</p>
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		<title>Man Stabbed Self To Avoid Getting Fired</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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NOVEMBER 3&#8211;Meet Aaron Siebers. The 27-year-old Denver man, a Blockbuster employee, was skateboarding yesterday afternoon when he fell and ripped his uniform pants. Due to work last night&#8211;and concerned about getting &#8220;written up&#8221; by Blockbuster superiors for not wearing his work-issued khakis&#8211;Siebers came up with a harebrained idea. [...]]]></description>
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<p>NOVEMBER 3&#8211;Meet Aaron Siebers. The 27-year-old Denver man, a Blockbuster employee, was skateboarding yesterday afternoon when he fell and ripped his uniform pants. Due to work last night&#8211;and concerned about getting &#8220;written up&#8221; by Blockbuster superiors for not wearing his work-issued khakis&#8211;Siebers came up with a harebrained idea. Instead of just calling in sick, he stabbed himself in the leg and showed up at work claiming to have just been attacked by three Hispanic males. </p>
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		<title>Marco woman strikes two Massachusetts cop cars; Golden Gate woman strikes farm trailer and tells deputies she had drank liquor, smoked crack and popped pills</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By KELLY FARRELL - NaplesNews.Com
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Witnesses said Griffin rear-ended a farm trailer being pulled by a tractor along 23rd Avenue SW in the Estates. They also said she had nearly hit a pedestrian and ran over mailboxes, reports say.
She had a blood alcohol level of .088 percent and told the deputy she drank vodka, smoked [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By <a title="KELLY FARRELL" href="/staff/kelly_farrell/">KELLY FARRELL</a> - NaplesNews.Com</p>
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<p>Witnesses said Griffin rear-ended a farm trailer being pulled by a tractor along 23rd Avenue SW in the Estates. They also said she had nearly hit a pedestrian and ran over mailboxes, reports say.</p>
<p>She had a blood alcohol level of .088 percent and told the deputy she drank vodka, smoked crack and had taken Oxycodone, Clonopin, Baklaphine, Lirica, Tegradol, Paxcil, Dilantin and Lamiktal, reports say.</p>
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<p>Police in Marion, Mass. are investigating what caused Kittredge, the 32-year-old Marco woman, to crash into two cop cars Saturday morning as she drove through a coastal area north of New Bedford, Mass.</p>
<p>She was driving her 2008 Mercedes on Route 6 in Massachusetts shortly before 2 a.m. Saturday when she crashed into a Marion police cruiser that had its emergency lights flashing, according to a statement released by the Marion Police Department. There were no police officers in the car, which was on the side of the road, where officers were in the process of talking to a driver who had been pulled over.</p>
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		<title>Police: Robber Asks for Job Application on Way Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By FRANK CARNEVALE
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(MYFOX NATIONAL) &#8211; Police in Haverstraw, N.Y., say an armed man walked into a Taco Bell restaurant on Oct. 26 around 2 p.m. and demanded money and then a job application.
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<p>(MYFOX NATIONAL) &#8211; Police in Haverstraw, N.Y., say an armed man walked into a Taco Bell restaurant on Oct. 26 around 2 p.m. and demanded money and then a job application.</p>
<p>According to <a href="http://www.lohud.com/article/20091028/NEWS03/910280373/1023/NEWS07/After-holdup-fails--Taco-Bell-gunman-asks-for-a-job" target="_blank">The Journal News</a> , the suspect entered the restaurant, pointed a gun at the cashier, demanded money and then ordered the cashier to the floor. He then walked to the manager&#8217;s office and asked for a job application. The manager denied his request.</p>
<p>&#8220;He requested an application for employment, and the manager said &#8216;No,&#8217;&#8221; said Lt. John Hickey of the Haverstraw Police Department.</p>
<p>Police said that no money was taken and they are still looking for the suspect.</p>
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